WELCOME TO THE LITTLE HIDEY-HOLE OF MY BRAIN WHERE I LIKE THINGS
And now I’m a legal adult, sitting here obsessing over my various video games with SUCH FEELING
because Shenko is my OTP and Kaidan has a great ass and I would wear a Commander Shepard hoodie around with my Joker hat every day if I could
and I realize
nothing has changed
but the fandom’s better
I remember back when I was like 12, I thought Naruto was the second coming or something equally stupid. I was ridiculously excited when the next bit of the series was being released in Japan and I roleplayed, had a cosplay costume, obsessed over pairings and all that shit. I was a total fucking weeaboo.
I still have the costume in my closet, but I want to keep it as a reminder of how it could always be worse. Maybe in the future I’ll show it to my kids as a lesson when they hit their preteen years, if they aren’t too busy playing hologames on their PS5s.
“This will happen to you one day
just be ready
and keep the fucking receipt”
That moment where you have to pay to unlock basic assets in a freshly installed game.
Want your character to have green eyes?
give us money
WHY THE FUCK WAS THERE A BRICK IN THE BACKYARD
WE DON’T FUCKING USE BRICKS
THE ONLY BRICKS WE HAVE AREN’T EVEN THE SAME
AND THEY’RE PLASTERED TO THE DAMN FRONT OF THE HOUSE
IF MY LAWNMOWER DOESN’T WORK I’M GOING TO BE SO PISSED
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
My cat flops over on his side to stretch/play/get attention and he’s successfully taught his sister to do the same thing.
She throws her little cat self on the floor, I pet her, then she gets up and walks around a little before once again flinging herself to the ground and looking up at me.
My fatass cat knows how to get the damn door open, but she has only learned from him how to dramatically fall over.
Sometimes when I get frustrated with something IRL I’ll go “SCREW THIS I’M COMMANDER FUCKING SHEPARD!”
NOW THEY’RE SINGING SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW
My OTP feels are overloading
This dude on American Idol is singing Love the Way You Lie
I’m having so many Hawke/Anders feels right now I can’t even